The open bar is load-bearing infrastructure Guest list management is PvP with your parents. Your DJ will play YMCA. This is not a negotiation. The ring exchange is a cutscene. You cannot skip it. Nobody reads the wedding website. Put "open bar" in the subject line. The wedding budget has a difficulty setting. Nobody picks Easy. Someone will wear white who is not the bride. It will be discussed for years. The officiant is just the NPC who triggers the final cutscene. The RSVP "maybe" is a form of soft warfare. Cocktail hour is the loading screen. Make it count. Somewhere right now a groom is pretending to have opinions about napkin colors. Every wedding has a chaotic neutral guest. Identify them early. At some point someone will request Bohemian Rhapsody. It will work. ★ Ring Run is in beta — be first to have arcade games at your wedding Your in-laws are the expansion pack. Mandatory install. The best man speech should be under 3 minutes. It never is. The father of the bride is the final boss. He was on your side all along. The wedding hashtag will be used exactly twice. Once by the photographer. Side quests include: bouquet toss, garter belt, uncle doing the worm. The groom who said "I don't care about the wedding" cared about one thing. He got it. Save before the rehearsal dinner. Everyone ignores the tutorial anyway. Every toast has the line "when I first met [name]." We allow it. Wedding planning has no easy mode but unlimited continues. Your photographer will see you cry before your mother does. The vows are the tutorial level. Destination weddings are regular weddings with better excuses not to invite people. The reception is the post-credits scene. Worth staying for. At least one groomsman is running on two hours of sleep. He'll be fine. ★ Honeymoon Hustle is in beta — reserve yours before we open the doors A wedding without games is just a very expensive dinner. The photographer is your replay system. Tip them. The getting-ready timeline is a suggestion. The photographer knows this. The vows are character creation. Everything else is gameplay. Nobody has ever successfully cut a wedding cake cleanly on the first try. The venue is just the map. The entertainment is the game. The flower girl has attended more weddings than your maid of honor. Get married. Play games. Eat cake. Order negotiable. Nobody actually eats the top tier of the wedding cake at year one. Your registry is your loot table. Fill it wisely. The bachelor party is the last solo campaign. Make it count. You can't pause this cutscene. That's the whole point. New game+ starts at the honeymoon.
The open bar is load-bearing infrastructure Guest list management is PvP with your parents. Your DJ will play YMCA. This is not a negotiation. The ring exchange is a cutscene. You cannot skip it. Nobody reads the wedding website. Put "open bar" in the subject line. The wedding budget has a difficulty setting. Nobody picks Easy. Someone will wear white who is not the bride. It will be discussed for years. The officiant is just the NPC who triggers the final cutscene. The RSVP "maybe" is a form of soft warfare. Cocktail hour is the loading screen. Make it count. Somewhere right now a groom is pretending to have opinions about napkin colors. Every wedding has a chaotic neutral guest. Identify them early. At some point someone will request Bohemian Rhapsody. It will work. ★ Ring Run is in beta — be first to have arcade games at your wedding Your in-laws are the expansion pack. Mandatory install. The best man speech should be under 3 minutes. It never is. The father of the bride is the final boss. He was on your side all along. The wedding hashtag will be used exactly twice. Once by the photographer. Side quests include: bouquet toss, garter belt, uncle doing the worm. The groom who said "I don't care about the wedding" cared about one thing. He got it. Save before the rehearsal dinner. Everyone ignores the tutorial anyway. Every toast has the line "when I first met [name]." We allow it. Wedding planning has no easy mode but unlimited continues. Your photographer will see you cry before your mother does. The vows are the tutorial level. Destination weddings are regular weddings with better excuses not to invite people. The reception is the post-credits scene. Worth staying for. At least one groomsman is running on two hours of sleep. He'll be fine. ★ Honeymoon Hustle is in beta — reserve yours before we open the doors A wedding without games is just a very expensive dinner. The photographer is your replay system. Tip them. The getting-ready timeline is a suggestion. The photographer knows this. The vows are character creation. Everything else is gameplay. Nobody has ever successfully cut a wedding cake cleanly on the first try. The venue is just the map. The entertainment is the game. The flower girl has attended more weddings than your maid of honor. Get married. Play games. Eat cake. Order negotiable. Nobody actually eats the top tier of the wedding cake at year one. Your registry is your loot table. Fill it wisely. The bachelor party is the last solo campaign. Make it count. You can't pause this cutscene. That's the whole point. New game+ starts at the honeymoon.
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Wedding Arcade & Audio Guestbooks

Finally, a part of wedding planning you'll actually enjoy.

Custom arcade games and audio guestbooks that give every guest something to do — especially the ones who don't dance.

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About thirty percent of your guests
won't set foot on the dance floor.

— The honest math of a reception
I The Cabinets

Built for guests,
not the gram.

Full-height arcade cabinets. Flat-packed and shipped. Thirty-minute setup. No WiFi required.

II The Guestbook

Hear, hear.

Guests pick up a vintage-style phone and leave a voice message. You keep the recordings forever.

No app. No QR code. Just lift the handset and talk — the way people used to.

The best receptions aren't the loudest.
They're the ones with something to do.

III For the Groom

Your instincts are an asset.

Arcade games are the one part of wedding planning where the groom's instincts shine. Give the non-dancers something to do. Keep the guys off their phones. Put your fingerprint on the reception.

Not sure how to bring it up? We've got you covered.

Read the Groom's Guide
IV The Process

From reserve
to return.

Five steps. No surprises. No on-site babysitting required.

1

Reserve

Choose your products and reserve with a 30% deposit to secure your date

2

Balance Payment

Two weeks before your event, pay the remaining balance

3

Shipment

One week before your event, items are flat-packed and shipped to your venue

4

Setup

Quick 30-minute setup at your venue. No WiFi or internet required

5

Return

Items are shipped back within 5 days of your event date

White Glove Service

Prefer to leave it to the professionals? Our optional white glove service includes:

  • ✓ We bring the items to your venue
  • ✓ Complete setup and testing
  • ✓ Setup the day before or morning of your event
  • ✓ Teardown the day after your event
  • ✓ Return pickup and handling
  • ✓ Available in CT, Eastern NY, RI, MA, Long Island, Cape Cod & Islands

Pricing starts at $2,000 in Connecticut, $3,000 for Eastern NY/RI/MA, and $4,000 for Long Island, Cape Cod, and nearby islands. Learn more about white glove service.

V Reserve

Lock in your date.

A thirty-percent deposit holds your date. The rest isn't due until two weeks before the wedding.

For Vendors

DJs, planners, photographers — our products run themselves. One-time purchase, unlimited rentals.

See Vendor Pricing